Lunch lady

The Lunch Lady

The Lunch Lady is a minor character in the series.


  • Jimbo - She's never seen him until that episode but she dislikes him anyway.
  • Elliot - She told him about sucking George Washington's cock, it would probably be obvious that she doesn't like him.
  • Brandon - She clearly doesn't like him because he laughs about her life.
  • Elmer - Just like the rest of the characters, she said to him that she sucked Jesus' cock but doesn't really like him.


  • Like Elmer, she's voiced by the same actor.
  • She uses Coach's model
  • She's over 2000 years old since she has met Jesus.


  • (To Jimbo) "Honey, I've been a whore since the Great Depression, I've been a slut since the Holocaust!"
  • (To Elliot) "I sucked George Washington's dick. How does that sound cool?!"
  • (To Elmer) "You know I sucked Jesus' cock?"
  • (To Elmer) "Shut up and eat ya' muff cabbage!"
  • "Here's your potatars."